Adventures of a Hitchhiker, Part 2

Misconceptions

By pyntofmyld — Lincoln Continental, CC BY 2.0

Another time, another journey.

Somewhere an old man who gave me a ride in his luxurious 70s-era Cadillac opined, “When I was a young man — back in The Depression — I found hitch-hiking to be a great way to get around.”

Feeling sure he wanted to suck my dick, I had him drop me off in the next town. Now that I am similarly old I…